Space junk food.jpg

Famous for the "greasiest meals in the galaxy", Space Junk Food is most well known for its trademark Cosmic Burger. The company prides itself on serving multiple sentient races around the galaxy.

The burgers are 3D printed from huge vats of grease, supervised by robotic overseers. The Tarati located chains are prone to printing errors, so ordering can be a gamble. An unconfirmed rumour states that the printing machines once had an error so bad, it created a terrible grease monster which eats tokis.

The chain offers sides with names such as Tubes and Nitz Bitz which are so overprocessed that they resemble abstract forms, barely recognizable from the ingredients they used to be.

Amid criticism from health organizations, Space Junk Food added a salad option to their menu. This turned out to be handfuls of grass and dirt from outside, and drenched in a high calorie dressing.

The logo of Space Junk Food
The logo of Space Junk Food

Notable Achievements

Space Junk Food™ was named "the second scourge of the universe", the first being literal space junk. Around the time that Space Junk Food™ became popular, the amount of space junk polluting the universe decreased. The secret ingredient in Space Junk Burger Grease™ remains a mystery."